We vow to Love Our Women. This first one describes a true desire to learn how to be a better boyfriend, husband, date, and basically the best man to all women. And that includes your mom. I’m serious. Give her a call every now and then. She misses you.
We vow to Eat and Drink Like Kings. And believe me, we do. With this, our goal is to share with all of you the best food, drinks, recipes, restaurants, and bars that we happen to stumble on.
We vow to Destroy Vampires and Werewolves. The choice of words was carefully chosen because they look way better on a t-shirt than, say, “assholes” and “douchebags.” Also, those kids from the Twilight films are not helping.
We vow to Be Fluent in Awesomeness. Awesome sports stuff. Gadgets. Bar tricks. Style. We might bring back the bowler hat. And the horseshoe mustache. Why? Because they’re awesome.
We vow to Save the World. With this, we strive to share stories that have helped change other people’s lives as well as profile organizations that are doing their share to polish and improve the world we live in.
